If you live in Poland and you want to mess with the president, please don’t call him a Kutas (penis). You see, one Polish search engine hacker decided to Google bomb Google in Poland to rank their president #1 for the word kutas, and he was put in jail for it. Ouch. Not so freedom of speechy, eh?

Luckily, us Americans get to sit back and watch our president make himself into a penis every time he talks, and no one has to go to jail – YAY!

Oh yeah, speaking of jail, you hear about OJ getting busted in Vegas? It goes to show, if you are famous you can kill whomever you want in LA and get away with it, but in Vegas you can’t get away with a darn thing.

(Thanks to Search Engine Land for the kutas story...thanks to OJ Simpson for being a total friggin' dumbass.)