I have something to admit – I have always wanted to be a breakdancer.

After years in the rave scene I never learned how to spin on my head, or do the worm, or do that sweet ass leg kicky thing like breakdancers can. And that makes me sad. I wanted to pop and lock. I wanted to DANCE!

Ummmmmmm…..yeah.

So I found this site thanks to my favorite daily vlog, The 9, called Breakdance Crew – which might make all of my dreams come true. The site is a virtual how-to manual for breakdancing (check the move list).

If you are like me and all you want is a cool nickname like “Sub-Zero” or “Notorious J” and mad fat skillz on the dance floor – join the crew.

Now if you will excuse me, I am going to go try to track down a cardboard refrigerator box and my yellow short-shorts.