Ok, picture this....So you are working your day job, sitting in your cube. Everything is calm and that pisses you off. You are getting bored and you need some excitement in your life.

Thank God you are sitting next to a 20 pound abomination of a Nerf toy, the NERF N-STRIKE UNITY POWER SYSTEM (TM)!!!!

This is THE weapon for total cube domination. Why? Let me tell you why!!!! (in bullet points suckas)

• It is the largest Nerf Blaster on Earth


• The Blaster is 3 guns in one


• The three guns come apart or combine with an integrated trigger system


• The gun with 6 barrels either fire all at once or semi-automatic


• The rocket launcher fires hard and leaves red marks


• Everyone at work who sees you coming with one will respect your authority

(if you need to take out some coworkers, get yours from eToys)