Guess what. I hate iTunes.

Why? Because iTunes is the only way I can do anything with my iPods. That is right, iPods, plural. I have a Mini and a Shuffle. But for the love of God, Moses, and Allah, iTunes makes me want to shoot myself in the face every time I try to use it.

And that is why I was so happy to hear that Apple just posted record net income and the stock dropped like a rock. You have to figure that now that Apple is selling 6.5 million iPods a quarter everyone who owns shares has an iPod, and suddenly they realized that their pretty little mp3 player is being controlled by the Joseph Stalin of software.

Go Napster. Go Yahoo Music. Go, um, Broncos?

Alright, gotta go, I have to run to Best Buy and get the new iPod that plays video...or maybe a Nano.

Hell, how else am I going to meet the cool kids who went to art school?